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Joke of the Day

"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."

"The most misogynistic joke you will ever hear Why did the motorcyclist get charged for manslaughter when he killed his wife? Because he was drunk and never meant to ride in the kitchen."

"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."

"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"

"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"

"The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high"

"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."

"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""

"I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again."

"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."