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Joke of the Day
"POLISH JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIMPLE ON A POLISH GUYS ASS? A: A BRAIN TUMOR"
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"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."
"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"
"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""
"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"
"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"
"My neighbor, an elderly prostitute, adopted a puppy and asked me if I could help train it. I told her ""No sorry, you can't teach an old trick's new dog."""
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"