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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"
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"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening."
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" He doesn't react."
"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"
"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."
"Life is sexually transmitted."