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Joke of the Day
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
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"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"
"(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat"
"Why aren't there any mexicans in the Olympics? Cuz all that can run, jump or swim have got their ass over here."
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
"My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me on the grounds that I'm an ""emotionally stunted, unfeeling, uncaring piece of shit"". I don't know how I feel about this."
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"