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Joke of the Day
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
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"I have the heart of a lion.. .. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo."
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"
"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."
"So this lady says: ""Would both of you guys do me at the same time?... ...come on, I double dog dare you."""
"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"
"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."
"r/atheism That's the joke."
"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"