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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any mexicans in the Olympics? Cuz all that can run, jump or swim have got their ass over here."

"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."

"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste"

"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."

"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."

"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."

"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."

"TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub"

"If an Apple today keeps the doctor away... If an Apple today keeps the doctor away then he must be using IOS6 maps."