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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking."

"We are a generation away from having grandpas named Skyler and Landon and it's all of your faults."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"The grass is always greener, but usually because it's synthetic AstroTurf."

"HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE nevermind I'm good."

"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."

"Subway is releasing a new Jared inspired sandwich to promote healthy eating in the jail! It's called the Hot Dick Sandwich and only comes in 9 inches."

"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"