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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."

"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."

"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."