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Joke of the Day

"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."

"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""

"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""

"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."

"You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"

"Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"