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Joke of the Day

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."

"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"

"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."

"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."

"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."

"Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired"

"When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said ""maybe she went black"" and now I don't have to help with homework"