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Joke of the Day
"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."
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"Don't you just hate it when you meet a hot girl, you look her up on Facebook and find there are fucking 150 + mutual friends and nobody told you about her. Thanks a lot assholes."
"A woman I met had 13 children all named David. When I asked her how she calls just one of them, she said, ""Oh that's easy; I just call them by their last names."""
"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."
"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
"Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England."
"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"
"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"