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Joke of the Day

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"

"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."

"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"

"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"

"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"