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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
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"Hooker to customer: ""I will do anything for you for $500"". Customer says incredulously: ""ANYTHING?"" Hooker: ""Sure"" Customer: ""Meet me at my house on Friday, I want you to -"" ""paint my house."""
"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"
"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."