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Joke of the Day

"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"

"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"

"MUST WATCH heartwarming video! Limbless man rents himself as talking door stop for rich people to afford daughter's seizure medication."

"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."

"What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer? Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it."

"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"Sorry I went down on your moms sister at your BBQ... I guess you could say I'm... [lowers shades] An aunt-eater."

"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."