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Joke of the Day

"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"

"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."

"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"

"As a Florida resident... at least I'll have medical marijuana to treat the fucking cancer this election has given me. I won't even need a lighter, seeing as the country is already on fire."

"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"

"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."

"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."