50110

Joke of the Day

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has died. His funeral with be held in asymmetry."

"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"

"A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."

"What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives."

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."