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Joke of the Day
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
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"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!"
"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."
"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"
"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"
"I showed my cop roommate ""Requiem for a Dream"" for the first time last night. It was so dark, he shot the t.v."