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Joke of the Day

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""

"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."

"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."