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Joke of the Day

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."

"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."

"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."

"Venice, Italy What do you get from a frisky, naked old Venetian man who can't get it up and has difficulty walking? Canal."

"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"