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Joke of the Day
"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."
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"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"
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"Can putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."
"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."