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Joke of the Day

"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."

"Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters."

"""I'm not a big horse person"" - a lying centaur"

"Life is one long earthquake for those tiny dogs who are always shaking."

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""

"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"