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Joke of the Day

"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"You might be a redneck What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield? His asshole...."

"One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998."

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."

"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"