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Joke of the Day
"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
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"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
"If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a pinata."
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"
"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."
"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."
"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""
"How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car? 1 if you hit him just right"