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Joke of the Day

"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"

"Live debate - where is the ""China"" counter? Someone must be doing this :)"

"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"

"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."

"How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate."

"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"

"Eye contact with the McDonald's drive-thru cashier is a shame-filled mistake."

"What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking"

"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."