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Joke of the Day

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."

"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"

"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."

"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"

"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."