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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients."
Next Joke
"Air and sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"The men who fought in the Revolutionary War were very brave. They would take turns standing there shooting at each other... ...and that takes balls."
"[holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry"
"Yerr a unit of power Harry! Im a watt?"
"What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea? A start."
"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."
"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."
"Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers."