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Joke of the Day

"What do I do if my bank won't take my blood covered cash? Launder it. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/38kmj9/what_do_i_do_if_the_bank_wont_take_my/crwbpxe"

"I, for one, like Roman Numerals"

"Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty."

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. That was an awkward SMS to receive."

"Why can't you email a picture to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."

"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"

"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""

"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."

"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."