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Joke of the Day

"people don't want art, they want garbage. and thats what i sell. i've been losing some business to the art store next door but thats a fluke"

"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9 was still alive."

"My doctor says I should lose 10 lbs and work out more. But why? Spanx launched a men's line."

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 3 episodes."

"I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house. and he was the best dog I ever had"

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"

"My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college."