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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"

"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"

"Why do many kids die in school massacres Because they can't run in halls"

"SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other. ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules."

"Popup ads are the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet."

"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"

"Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? Because seven ate nine."

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."