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Joke of the Day
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
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"""Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?"" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not"
"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."
"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."
"Instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" I accidentally said ""How's your daddy?"" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol"
"BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula"
"I discovered this new drug that makes you indifferent to the world... It's called Crystal Meh."
"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"