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Joke of the Day

"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"

"Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son..."

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""

"I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?"

"My brain keeps singing songs I don't even like."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."

"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."