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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."
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"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."
"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"
"What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert? ""Don't stop! Be leaving!"" Just a joke I thought up the other day."
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."
"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."
"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"