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Joke of the Day
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
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"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."
"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."
"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"
"When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)"
"Never pretend to be something you're not. Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that."
"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."