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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."

"I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble. He got double U2s."

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."

"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."

"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"

"My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."

"*dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*"

"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"

"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"