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Joke of the Day

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry."

"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."

"If you don't hate yourself by the time you log off, you're not using the internet correctly."

"""even if my client did kill his wife, think of the 7.4 billion people he DIDN'T kill."" - my first and last day as a defense attorney"

"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"