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Joke of the Day
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa... All I could think to say was, ""OH. OK."""
"They're building a restaurant on Mars now... They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere."
"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."
"Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people This is great!"
"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."
"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."