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"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""
"What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the ""eh"" is in the sentence. Canadian: ""How you doin, eh?"" Italian: ""Eh! How you doin?"""
"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"
"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."
"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"
"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."
"the sequel to ""Up"" should be called ""Up 2: No Good"" who do I tell this to"