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Joke of the Day

"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""

"Nazi jokes are so offensive Anne Frankly, I find them immature."

"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""

"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"

"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"

"Accountant: Mr Cage, you are flat broke. *flashback to applying for a loan wearing John Travolta's face* Nick Cage: I already handled it"

"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."

"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."

"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"