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Joke of the Day

"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"

"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."

"A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either."

"[inventing trees] Angel: what purpose do they serve? God: cats climb em Angel: can they climb back down? God [inventing the fire dept]: nope"

"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra"

"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."

"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."