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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!"

"ShittyJokeExplainBot walked into a bar. He didn't order anything. Wait for it..."

"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy? I'll let you know when I find out..."

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."

"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."

"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"