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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."

"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."

"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."

"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."

"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"

"Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters."

"Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!"

"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"

"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"