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Joke of the Day
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
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"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "
"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"
"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."
"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."
"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green."
"I am terrible at English... But I love meth. **Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**"
"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit"
"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."
"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."