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Joke of the Day
"With grape soda comes grape responsibility."
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"if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?"
"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"
"2 ""black"" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire. What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."
"Heroin really messed up my household... All the spoons are missing."
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."
"Is it solipsistic in here? or is it just me?"