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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."

"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."

"If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."

"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""

"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"

"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."

"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."