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Joke of the Day
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."
"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"
"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"
"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"
"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"
"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."
"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."