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"TIL Schweiger"
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"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."
"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."
"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""
"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. ""Give me a D"" she says. ""She wants the D"" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man."
"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."
"When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an open fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation."
"My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him tonight. I've covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait."
"What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope"