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Joke of the Day
"What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope"
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"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."
"that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse"
"Why did Bob get 'Emo' Grass for his lawn? Because it cuts itself."
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"
"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."
"When you take a Wiz.. do you get a sense of Khalifa?"