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Joke of the Day
"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."
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"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."
"[text from friend) Her: You doing okay? Me: Yeah I guess. Why, what have you heard?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"
"I don't volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper ""you're doing great"" when a waiter is describing the specials to me"
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
"""DADDY THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED"" [me opening bedroom window] Wife: What are you doing? Me: *climbing out* ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"
"Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans? Bullet train!"
"Hey, redditors of Cuba ...oh, my bad."