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Joke of the Day

"When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an open fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation."

"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"

"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life"

"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."

"If winning was easy, losers would do it."

"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."

"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"