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Joke of the Day

"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"

"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."

"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a? small medium at large."

"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"

"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later."

"Walls are just sober floors."

"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"