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Joke of the Day
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"
"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"
"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
"the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense..."
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."