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Joke of the Day
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""
"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"
"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."