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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"

"Four word joke Boy scouts. Girl guides."

"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."

"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."

"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"

"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."

"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""

"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""