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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"

"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."

"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"

"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."

"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."

"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."

"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."

"What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!"

"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"

"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."